{"product_id":"the-fear-jerker","title":"The Fear Jerker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe next generation of our original Tear Jerker evil stick... meet The Fear Jerker! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(159, 124, 182);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eRESTOCKING SOON, WE'LL POST WHEN READY! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis little toy packs a punch for those who want to inflict remarkable pain with minimal effort. Simply pull back the tip and release onto the nearest consenting masochist. When they're done crying, they'll thank you, we promise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original Tear Jerker tip leaves a teardrop welt, which is plenty spicy. But when we launched it, we also got a ton of requests for different tip shapes. We are fondly calling this family of meanies \u003cem\u003eFear Jerkers\u003c\/em\u003e. One hit and you'll know why. Current shapes include skulls, hearts, moons, and stars. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe exposed carbon fiber in the middle can make stripes, and the loop on the handle end (made from recycled AV wires) packs a punch too. No matter how you use it, this thing slaps - literally and figuratively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAs with any impact toy - test on yourself before using on others!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(183, 112, 187);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨If you are local to the Asheville, NC area \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eor attend events here, please contact us to arrange for local delivery\/pickup✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"KinkTank Labs","offers":[{"title":"Deathwish (Bone White Skull)","offer_id":47454697259175,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heart Throb (Maroon Red Heart)","offer_id":47454697291943,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Starstruck (Yellow Glow in the Dark Star)","offer_id":47454697324711,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lunar Impact (Yellow Glow in the Dark Crescent Moon)","offer_id":47454697357479,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Tear Jerker - Black","offer_id":47454728356007,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Tear Jerker - Dark Teal","offer_id":47870760616103,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Tear Jerker - Maroon Red","offer_id":47870760648871,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/0473\/7447\/files\/IMG_1412.jpg?v=1770667217","url":"https:\/\/trzyr.com\/products\/the-fear-jerker","provider":"Trzyr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}